One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
*distant shouting* Hey fuck that guy
my self esteem has two levels
- im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
- bow down before bitches i am your queen
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
Drinking orange juice right after you brush your teeth is like satan in your mouth
Click here to watch Stephen Colbert discuss America’s uninformed opinions on Ukraine on last night’s episode of The Report.
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
IM FUCKING CHOCKING SOMEONE HELP GOOD GOD